Please note Hanson teams: Absolutely no swimming before our matches regardless of our win/loss records.
"A Zimbabwean soccer player drowned in a crocodile infested river during a ritual to cleanse his team of bad spirits before a match", a state newspaper reported on Tuesday. First mistake may have been the location as the river has a strong current and the next that there are plenty of crocodiles and hippos in this location. Next is it's by Victoria Falls; duh!
Anyway, my soccer players are hereby banned from swimming prior to the games. Please take action if necessary ;)
"A Zimbabwean soccer player drowned in a crocodile infested river during a ritual to cleanse his team of bad spirits before a match", a state newspaper reported on Tuesday. First mistake may have been the location as the river has a strong current and the next that there are plenty of crocodiles and hippos in this location. Next is it's by Victoria Falls; duh!
Anyway, my soccer players are hereby banned from swimming prior to the games. Please take action if necessary ;)
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